30 June 2008

April 2007 - Bodensee Lake Region

My March report ended with my Do328jet flight into Caracas, Venezuela. Now, I had most of the month left to tour the Caribbean Coasts: Venezueala, Colombia, Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatamala, Benin and finally into Mexico. I had flown in an EMB-120, EMB-170, Jetstream-31, GA-8 Airvan, Twotter-on-Floats, PC-12 and even a DC-3. While sitting under a palm tree on Cozumel Island I received notice that our next feature would be in Europe somewhere - that was enough for me to pack my bags and head East.

I took the next flight I could catch to Houston, Texas (which was in a US Air Express Jetstream-41 (pict1)) and from there I took a DC-8 Cargo plane into the Canary Islands. (pict2) I landed just after dawn but the funny thing was, from the cockpit it looked a little foggy or hazy - I didn't even notice the WIND until watching the video replay! From there I was more than happy to fly ATRs or Dash-8s around what may agruably be my favorite sim area. Evenings were spent listening to http://www.plr.org/ or http://www.allclassical.org/ and sipping cool drinks while watching the sun slip down over the Atlantic Horizon.

Finally the concierge informed me that Hans' information package had arrived. With the cool morning breezes blowing through my open windows, I eagerly tore into the brown paper wrappings, spilling the contents on my freshly-made bed. "European Lake Country": Germany, Italy, Switzerland, Austria, Luxemburg... I was excited! I made a call to have my personal GA plane ready at Friedrichshafen in Germany, then I finished my last scheduled round trip in the Flight Club's Dash-8 before researving tickets on an Air Catalonia Gulfstream-V. It is about a 3.75-hour flight in to southern Germany from the Canary Islands (pict3). Considering I left at 14:00, I was a bit scared about arriving after dark but ATC came through and I was able to make a straight-in to runway 5 (pict4).

Before heading off to my room for the night I stopped by the FBO to be sure that "RON-B" would be ready to depart in the morning. The FBO manager, one Juergen Fleisch, assured me that all was ready and prepped for the morning. We started talking about the adventures that Hans had for us and he began telling me about some of the history and local attractions around Friedrichshafen. This Bodensee region was the area where, a few years ago, a Hungarian Airliner collided with a DHL cargo plane....I was not aware that the Friedrichshafen airport had been under French Control until just 1990 when it was opened to the public and commercial flights. Juergen said, "The best thing to do in town is to stroll the lake-fronting Seepromenade, with its sweeping view that extends on clear days all the way to the Swiss Alps. Cycling along the broad Seestrasse is also a delight. A kiosk within the Stadtbahnhof rents bikes for 8€ to 10€ a day." The next morning dawned a bit cool and foggy - I didn't have very warm cycling clothes so I set about to get airborne.

"The town's architectural highlight is the 17th-century Schlosskirche, Schlossstrasse 33 (tel. 07541/21422). The palatial ecclesiastical buildings that were once part of the church's monastery were converted in the 1800s into a palace for the kings of Württemberg. Today, they're privately owned. The church is well worth a visit, but it's open only Easter to October, daily 8am to 6pm. Also, Zeppelin-Museum (tel. 07541/38010; www.zeppelin-museum.de), in the Hafenbahnhof, Seestrasse 22, is a tribute to Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin. Around 1900, this native of Konstanz invented and tested the aircraft that bore his name. The museum has a re-creation of the giant and historic zeppelin Hindenburg, including a full-scale replica of its passenger cabins. The famous blimp exploded in a catastrophic fire in New Jersey in 1937, possibly because of sabotage. The museum also has memorabilia associated with zeppelins and their inventor. May to October, it's open Tuesday to Sunday 10am to 7pm; November to April, Tuesday to Sunday 10am to 5pm. Admission is 6.50€ for adults and 3€ for children 16 and under." He also suggested that while I was in the area I go ahead and visit Konstanz as well as Lindau in the Bavarian region. As I went to bed that night I couldn't help but feeling that there was a lot more to see around the area than Hans is leading on to.

Early the next morning I got a "check-in call" from the wife-unit. When she learned where I'd be flying she INSISTED that I stop off in Lichtenschtein to do a little shopping. "Okay, okay, I'll do that too" I finally responded - it was looking like a full week...actually, this was looking like a good area to spend the month! The weather the previous evening had been mostly clear but there were certainly some bumps coming over the Alps and on short finals I flew into some ground-level clouds which restricted my view of the runway lights until short finals. Monday dawned clear overhead but with low-lying fog along the lakeshore. While Juergen assured me it would "burn off quickly" it was still there by 10 AM. I figured Ambri was not that far away, I could always come back to catch that lakeshore bike ride after completing my flight assignments. I departed from runway 5 shortly after 10 AM in my Aerostar-700, a comfy, fast, big-windowed twin (pict5). I cruised about 200 feet above the waters up to Uberlingen, then turned left over the peninsula, crossing Konstanz before heading east towards Lindau (pict6). After a low pass over Lindau I turned back toward Altenrhein, crossing the airport before heading UP into the Alps (pict7).
In the paperwork I re-read during the Gulfstream flight, it seemed that Hans is making a pretty big deal about this flight into Ambri. I don't get it, I've flown into there several times before and while you have to watch your charts pretty closely, I don't find it really any harder than Aspen, CO and at least here (in Ambri) you can go missed without having to turn around 190 degrees! Anyway, my first landing was scheduled at another infamously tough FS airport, Samedan (LSZS). I thought a little spring skiing at Mont Blanc might be fun - I mean, as long as I'm in the Alps anyway.... (pict8) (pict9) (pict10) (pict11)

Mid-Morning, Tuesday April 3rd: Okay, note to self, "you are too old to ski the Alps." (pict12) Moving on, my next stop was to be Verona in Italy. I departed Samedan towards the famous mountain (pict13)and climbed to my safe altitudes of 13,000 - 14,000 feet (pict14)and continued southeast into Italy. (pict15) (pict16) (pict17) Landing at Verona was easy compared to the airports buried in the Alps - I was just glad Hans didn't try to take us into Bolzano! (pict18)I spent the rest of Tuesday right here in Northern Italy - did you know how great the food is here?

Wednesday dawned overcast and wet (just like home) but the next leg into Lugano (LSZA) looked pretty easy. Brimming with confidence I set out, climbed to 10,000 feet and followed the GPS, (pict19)dropping down over the hills and setting up for an approach to runway 26 - from out of the valley. While it was a little tight getting over that last building and tree I managed to get stopped while still on the pavement. I back-taxied to the terminal and headed off to find some breakfast.

Later on that Wednesday morning I took off from Lugano and headed on to Locarno. This was truely a non-GPS scud-run along the lake, (pict20)'round the bend and into a very smooth landing at LSZL. (pict21)(Which you can see on the video at: http://www.putfile.com/pretendpilot Wednesday afternoon and evening remained wet and cold, not much for being outside but I had a nice room with a great view and the cafe just down the street/alley had some GREAT stuff!!! I ate, and ate and ate.

I really wasn't giving much thought to Thursday's flight into Ambri, I figured I'd just buzz up the valley(s), VFR of course, land on the northbound runway and spend the day there. Then Friday I'd head back to Friedrichshafen for the weekend and then......? I did scan my approach plate but then packed it back away before heading out to find some nightlife, staying up too late I was confident in my past experience.

The next morning didn't look too bad in Locarno - (pict22)granted, I couldn't see the mountains but here it was fine. "Besides," I told myself, "Not like I'm flying a CRJ-700 full of people or something...it's just me, my new friend Giovanna Matrielli, and the powerful twin Aerostar." (pict23)We set off before noon and I headed up the first canyon. (pict24) When the valley divided I took the right turn-off, then opened up the GPS to show Giovanna just how smart and talented I was. (pict25) The terrain got higher...the clouds got lower (pict26)...soon it was raining... (pict27)then it was snowing...then we could only see the ground in front of us... (pict28)Giovanna was crying and I knew that in these narrow canyons there would be no turning around. "Don't worry" I reassured, "the weather is always like this here, this is like 'normal operations'." I hoped that she couldn't see the sweat covering my body and dripping off my brow! (pict29) (I know this is reading a lot like one of Bill's books but this was for real, I had gotten myself in WAY over my head, I was climbing at 1,000 fpm into solid cloud with little ground reference, no flightplan and no clue as to any VORs or approach procedures. I kept telling myself that if all else failed I could climb to 15,000 feet, call ATC and ask for vectors back to Locarno...but if I did that I knew I'd never hear from Giovanna again.)

"If I NEVER see you again it will be far too soon!" (pict30) It was Giovanna screaming at me through her tears. The altimeter was still climbing ... if I leaned far over to my window I could see trees flashing past but nothing else in this whiteout! (pict31)Then, my greatest fear .... THE STALL HORN!!!!! I looked out the window again and could see nothing below ... nothing, so I gently pushed the yoke forward. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?" Giovanna shouted, pulling her own yoke back. (pict32) Frantically I pointed to the GPS, "There! It's right there! Look for yourself, Ambri is right below us, we have to go down!" Giovanna slumped back into her seat, exhausted and scared beyond words. (When an Italian woman is scared beyond words you know that you are in some big-time trouble!)

I lowered full flaps and dove for the road that I could now see far below, snaking down the valley. From my vast experience I knew that I could follow that road to Ambri, the airport, (pict33) now south of us, would be off on the right. The clouds broke briefly...I hugged the left-side cliffs, lowered the gear and flew into more thick, snowy clouds. Giovanna let out a little scream moments before a tree THUNKED into the undercarriage! (pict34) "Whoah~ sorry" I said. She glared! Frantically I searched for the airport that I knew was here ... somewhere. My first thought was, "Where IS that airport?" While my second thought was, "Gee, how did I hit that tree without registering a crash?" Finally Giovanna spoke, "Hey mister pilot, is that your airport over there?" (pict35) I stood up as much as the five-point harness let me and peared over the nose ... "Yep. But it's better to come in from the south so I'm just going to go up here and turn around." In reality I was too far up the hillside and would have been too high to try and land. (Thank goodness she spotted that or Lord knows where we would have ended up!) I exited the clouds, flew up the valley a couple of miles before turning back to Ambri. (pict36) I was amused that with a long runway, the two thresholds are so huge that the "usable" runway is only a couple thousand feet. As I buzzed low over the trees I could hear Giovanna sobbing quietly. (pict37) I hoped that the landing gear were still attached and not hanging in some tree back there!! I flared and ever so gently set the plane down. Giovanna burst into tears and began undoing her seatbelt (and laying into me with cursing and swearing like I've never heard before, words I would prefer to never hear again!). (pict38)We taxied over to the little buildings and shut down. As Giovanna stormed away from the plane I called after her, "Any landing you can walk away from is a good one!" She held up one of her fingers, then turned and gave me some sort of an angry Italian salute of somekind, whatever it was it involved spitting and I figured it wasn't a good thing. At this point Bill Smith would have asked if she at least had any friends but I'm smarter than that - I went to look for a quiet little room where I could wait out this blizzard.

Hans, this was spectacular, THANK YOU for a great FOTM - except for that last leg!

While sitting in Ambri sitting tea and enjoying some pastry I was reading back over some old PIREPS and saw that more than one or two of our pilots had some difficulty landing the Flight Club CRJ at LGFC last January. "What is their problem?" I wondered. Once the weather broke on Friday April 6th I flew back to Friedrichshafen for the weekend. Then, Monday afternoon I took the "TooMuchExpress" CRJ to Ron's Digs, being sure to approach from the tougher, east side. Now, many of our pilots tried to fly over the hills and drop down onto runway 27 but one can surely see that this was designed much like nearby Samos (See the December 2003 FOTM also by Hans) (pict39) and you should approach from the north, over the water, making a close-in, tight turn onto 1 mile finals. (pict40)This, more "standard" approach was what I used (pict41) to SUCCESSFULLY land without breaking anything and without skidding off the runway. The video will show how I flared about 2 feet off the runway and then floated too many hundreds of feet down the runway. (pict42) This simply meant that I had to pop up the spoilers before the wheels touched and at the end I had to use some breaking - had I landed on the numbers it would have been easy (and smooth). (pict43) Seems to me that we'll have to have another "Ron's Digs FOTM" so that folks can practice this some more!

Hans, really, this was scenic and fun and I'll be heading back there as soon as I get done typing. Just remember, "always keep your charts within reach!"

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March 2007 - St Maarten - Again

Okay, quick review so y'all can catch up with the story here: 12-Feb-07 = After crashing Peter's Piper Cub attempting to get into one of the Scar Creek Outposts, I was MediVac'ed to Vancouver via Campbell River. I got out of hospital Saturday having recovered well thanks to lots of time listening to http://www.plr.org/ and http://www.allclassical.org/. Now that I was well-enough to "recover" I needed a place to go. I certainly had some work to do but the prospect of hanging out on the 21st floor of the headquarters building at KOFC (this time of year the 21st floor is just into the low, rainy overcast so although the presidential suite has windows and one big HUGE desk, one can't see but about 5 meters outside) didn't sound too good. Therefore I took opportunity to load up the Flight Club's new Fourth Anniversary Edition 763ER and set in a route to PHFC in Hawaii. (pict1) (pict2)

I departed under rainy skies on Sunday the 18th, arriving mid-day into beautiful Hawaii (widely scattered TStorms reported but not seen). Then, I was able to take the Flight Club's new Dash 8 on some local tours (pict3)including some on-line flights with CapTim Lee and Ali Mujtaba among others. (pict4)


Now we come to 01-Mar-07 and it seems Tony is sending us BACK to St. Maarten in the Caribbean. My first thought was, "Obviously he's been a bit out of touch with the rest of us." My second thought was, "That'll teach folks to not fly the FOTMs, we'll just send them back again!" My third thought (yes, Bill, I had three, CONSECUTIVE thoughts!) was, "GREAT, I could always use more time there" - Ever since AIr's Los Roquas FOTM I've thought that there were some undiscovered places along these islands. So, while I could have departed the afternoon or evening of March 1st, I waited until dawn of March 2nd so that the paint could dry on my new 747SP - which I took from Honolulu to Princess Juliana / St Maarten. (Please see the videos at: http://www.putfile.com/pretendpilot )

The weather across the Pacific, Baja, Mexico, Cuba and Puero Rico was generally pleasant other than some bumps over the Yucatan! (pict5) I arrived to a straight-in, runway 9 approach with light winds from the northeast. (pict6) (Funny that Tony said there was no ILS as there is one listed in my add-on: juliana04.zip) Anyway, with clear skies and the VOR who needs the ILS anyway? I D/C'd Otto at 17 miles and hand-flew the approach, man-handling the throttles to put 'er down, "ON THE MARKS"!

Having just flown Alejandro's two Cessnas (and an Otter) around the area last November, I figured it was time for a change of pace ... see the photos, which also accompany my video this month. (pict7) (pict8) (pict9) (pict10)

I'm only presuming that someone else had taken the 747SP on to meet up with the group in Europe - on their way to Canada. On March 17th I received a call from il Divo asking me to do further testing on their two regional jets (pict11) - Of course I accepted, in exchange for more concert tickets, for the wife-unit of course!

( See this: http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1143710/M/)

The remainder of March was spent blissfully flying from Havana to Caracas with innumerable stops between. (pict12) (pict13) (Note: I hope to have the SPs and 328s uploaded to FS.com by the time you all read this)

Tony, it was fun to take the Yacht into these harbors - a new challenge for an air pilot such as myself. Luckily, my son LOVES driving boats/ships in "airplane game" so he was able to take command for some of the sailing!

(no joke there, it's true) Also, there is such great scenery in this area - we've had three FOTMs down here now (March '04 , November '06 & March '07) and I still don't feel that we've seen everything flightsim has to offer us in the Caribbean. Many thanks for the flight(s) - and thanks also to our great webteam for keeping everything running smoothly!
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February 2007 - Scar Creek B.C.


I had flown to Rhodes.

I had checked out Santorini.

I had made the tough approach into Samos again (See the December 2003 FOTM).

I had watched some planes come and go from my cabin at the southeast end of “Ron’s Digs”.

I had done a couple of on-line flights.

I had painted a couple of Flight Club and Air Zaire planes for the virtual airline.


I had uploaded a video or two to http://www.putfile.com/pretendpilot and enjoyed my fill of great Greek food. (Actually, I don't think you can ever get really FULL of Greek food - "Enough just isn't enough") But now duty was calling me back into action for the Flight Club.

I flew our "not-yet-painted" Premier Aircraft Designs Dash8-200 to Athens where I toured the Parthenon and met up with a historian named Nels Andersruud. We were discussing flight sim and he hired me on the spot to do a tour of the NEW 7 WONDERS of the World (which will be published in July, 2007 on FS.com). From Athens I took an Air Catalonia 738 to Tenerife (pict1) where I caught the Flight Club's new, blue, A-330 to Vancouver, BC. (pict2) As I finished checking in the A-330 I met a man known 'round these parts as "The Collector." We began talking flightsim and although I didn't have any information about Peter's Challenges for the month he promised to find me some good an appropriate aircraft. Hmmmmmm, we'll see what THAT means later I guess.

That night Alejandro had me put up in a room right there at the airport and early the next morning I was able to take the Flight Club's Nomad Float down to Victoria, into the inner harbor (See the September 2003 FOTM). (pict3) I planned to wait out the last few days of January sipping Murchie's tea at the Empress Hotel.

Finally the package arrived from Peter with all the directions. I called Alejandro in Vancouver and he said that he'd have a "recognizable plane" waiting at Victoria's Airport. I hailed a cab - driven by a certain Brit named "Alastair" (how appropriate) who shuttled me through rush-hour traffic up to the airport. Once there I found my plane quite easily - it was the only one in Flight Club Livery! As the final walk-around and fueling was being done, I met the FBO manager named Dick. "Big Richard" was from the USA but had somehow been spending his time (too much time I might add) north of the boarder. Richard said that the weather this time of year was really nasty and cold and when I mentioned Scar Creek, he laughed and replied with an, "Oh Crap, That should be 'fun'."


With that bit of encouragement to look forward to I hastened my departure from Victoria. Once I was established on my heading, cruising nicely at 6,000 feet I called Alejandro back and filled him in on more of the details. (pict4) He promised to have one or two of his pilots shuttle me some various aircraft to use for the month but he warned me, "Do not fly anything from the man named Brad. He is big trouble." Just as he said that my aircraft was slammed by a rogue pressure change! My airspeed shot up to 330 knots, my altimeter showed I had lept to 13,000 feet and I was slammed around in the cockpit! This really was shaping up to be an interesting month!

Soon enough I was out of the severe weather, battered and bruised. I called Campbell River for weather and approach instructions but the person manning the radio just didn't sound quite right - I can't place my finger right on it but something seemed just a little bit like "Rainman." As I was setting up for long finals the radio crackled, "Visitors. Brad likes visitors. Visitors are good, Very good. I like visitors. Please stop by the tower after landing, Brad likes visitors."
With that, I cancelled IFR, cancelled approach, switched frequencies and dailed in the NDB for Outpost 13! After crossing the NDB the visibility continued to drop so I descended to 4,000 feet and dialed in the NDB for Outpost 9. By the time I was nearing Outpost 12 I was flying right along the deck, just following the river in - just like Dick had predicted I'd be doing.

Finally around the last right-hand turn I passed by Scar Creek Station - of course, being that I was flying low and the runway is a bit high I hugged the right-hand wall of the canyon, flew past the facility and then made a sharp left turn onto finals. Those trees there are pretty tall and I had to slice my way through and around them before landing...well, I didn't actually land. This big 'ol Nomad floats like crazy and I had to go missed which was just fine as the approach from the south is much easier! (pict5) This time around I was flatter and slower and managed to stop well before mid-field. I taxied over next to the Hughes-500 and shut down. There sitting in the seat of the fork-lift (gnawing on a raw salmon) was a beared man who was laughing and shaking his head. "G'Day Mate!" he called out to me as he hopped down. "M'name's Pete!" he quipped in thick Aussie Strine. "This'ers where I splash me boots with the cheese and kisses inside.

Thought'yoo'd hanger up in that tree like a Possum mate - Crickey! F'yoo'd bring your croc in right off that bend, you can layer in flat like a lizard mate." Sheesh, I need an interpreter!
So, this was to be my home, my base of operations for the next month huh? Fascinating. 'Ol Pete showed me to my room, a sparce place with three bunks and a wash basin - the toilet was in a closet, there was no closet otherwise. I showed him my map and he said that each morning the fax machine would start squawking like a peacock with messages from the various outposts - then he'd give me (and the other pilots?) our assignments. I asked about using other aircraft and 'ol Pete said that I could use whatever I "bloody-well wanted to so'long as the job gets done." GREAT!

Late that afternoon I heard a rumbling sound in the distance, it grew louder and louder and by the time I had myself convinced that we were about to be swept off the side of the river, a twin otter, a Radial-Engined tail-dragger and a Cessna Caravan Amphibian rounded the corner and landed. The Twotter and Tail-dragger were parked, one pilot introduced himself as "Hans" and the other as "Geert." Plesantries exchanged, they boarded the Caravan and departed leaving the two planes for me to use.

Early the next AM there was a loud rapping on the "door" (read "piece of plywood"), it was Pete with orders for me to fly some mail down to four of the local outposts. I loaded the four bags (each labelled with the outpost number) into the back of the Cessna C-195 and cranked the old radial engine - not without considerable effort I might add. I taxied 'round to the north end and took off into the soup. (pict6) I kept low, following the river back toward Campbell River. I entered the Lat-Long points into my handheld GPS and followed the arrow the short distance to Outpost #5. (pict7) I flew over the facility roughly north-to-south to get a lay of the land.

Turning left and dropping in the flaps I passed by low-and-slow roughly heading northwest this time. I thought there was a hole over yonder so I flew across the river and made another tight left turn. This time I set the plane down, not gently, between some trees and well-before the "grass" that I think Pete had imagined I'd land on! I FINALLY got this crazy bird stopped somewhere past the last building - I figured someone there could pick up all those cones and plowed through! I stood on the brake/rudder spinning the plane around to depart between the trees I had split on arrival. Undoing my belt I threw the bag labelled "No.5" out onto the ground - waved to the guy who was standing near-by and then firewalled the throttles. WOAH! Just barely got through there without stalling. That Pete is just having fun with us on this!

Turning back, roughly, to the south I continued on to Outpost 12, right on the water. "Shoot!" I knew I should have asked for an amphibian! I overflew the outpost parallel to the shoreline, then turned left while dropping in the flaps. I overflew the outpost again, very low from off the water. Low but apparently too fast to land 'cause the plane never settled - I did however get a stall horn as I approached the trees looming ahead. Being the "accomplished" pilot that I am I slammed the throttles forward while pushing the nose down! The main gear slammed into the ground as the engine spooled up literally bouncing me high enough to tip the wing around the first tree! I flew up to the mountianside and turned back toward the outpost. This time I sliced through the trees and slammed the plane down. Standing on the brakes enough to keep the tail up without planting the prop. I rolled to a stop with the mains in the water and the tail in the sand! (pict8) I can't figure out why this bird won't land in less space!?!? I had to hop out this time so that the guy there, named Tony, could help me push the plane back up onto dry land. Well actually Tony had a bad back so basically I pushed the plane back myself.

After dropping off the mail I taxied back into the trees roughly west of the outpost, then took off toward and over the water, turning right toward outpost 9. Within a few minutes I was over this outpost which looks to be undergoing some remodeling. (pict9) As I flew over this area two and three times I understood why these features were downloaded from a place called HOVERcontrol. "Peter, you suck!" (pict10) What's worse is that the mail bags were still in the BACK. I climbed up to 7,000 feet and trimmed for level flight, then climbed into the back, fetching the bag marked "No.4" and flopping that down onto the passenger's seat. Finally turning back toward the outpost I dropped in full flaps, slowed WAAAAAY down, hanging on the prop with full rudder to keep control. I dropped the bag out the door as I passed over the outpost! Gee, I hope there wasn't something breakable in there. I circled around to be sure that everything had landed okay. As I crossed over the outpost and dipped the wing the guy on the ground was shouting...something, and flipping me the middle finger! "What's that all about?"
I turned next toward outpost 4... Four? I turned to look at the remaining bag but couldn't see the number. I again climbed up to near 7,000 feet and crawled into the back again to see the bag numbered "No.9". (pict11) Well, at this point there was little to do but to turn back to Scar Creek base. (pict12) Upon landing 'ol Pete met me out on the runway with some stern words that I will not relate to you all. Twenty minutes later I was winging my way back towards Outpost 9 to swap bags. This time I was flying Peter's own Piper Cub. I approached slowly, skimming the very treetops! As the outpost came into view I used the rudder pedals to steer the wheels around the highest branches. As I throttled back further to sink into the HOLE that is outpost nine my right wing clipped a tall branch. The light-weight material this little plane is made from was shredded in the blink of an eye. I stood on the opposite rudder as I heard more tearing and heavy cracking sounds.

Peter, the wingspan on your Cub is now little more than 2 meters per side and your tail is about half the height it once was! (pict13) I remember the sound of the rotors of the MediVac Helicopter...the blurred face of the Flight Medic, something about a shot for the pain.....I'm now in a Vancouver hospital recovering. The rest of this report will be written by my replacement pilot, his name is Timothy Lee - I think he's Chinese.

Hi friends, I hope you are well. My name is Tim but you can call me "CapTim" if you would. I am NOT Chinese. I got the call to fly "scab" for some ignorant pilot who piled up a Piper Cub in some remote fjord up in British Columbia. Never been there myself but thought I'd come check it out - after all, I successfully completed two or three Central African flights for the Virtual Airline I'm with!

My first stop was Campbell River where I met Brad who said he was assigned to be my First Officer..."Okay, whatever." From there we proceded to the little Scar Creek encampment where I was told by the manager that I'd first have to correct the other guy's error. I flew a Bell Jetranger down to outpost #9 to swap mail bags, then on to outpost #4. No worries. (pict14) Yes, I did say that I flew the helocopter because after the flight in from Campbell River I really didn't feel that Brad was competent enough to be in the helo cockpit with me. Once back at Scar Creek, the manager, Pete, said I'd have to fly the OTHER GUY'S Nomad and Twin Otter for the next two days.




The first day Brad and I took the Nomad (pict15) to outpost 3 which is in the mountains southeast of Scar Creek. (pict16) This Brad fellow insisted that he was some kind of mountain-flying guru or something - seemed quite confident in his skills. (pict17) With Brad's "help" we followed the GPS to the given coordinates. This outpost is high up on a mountain top, no trees around, just snow and ice. Well, Brad was confident until we started lining up on finals to this little "postage stamp-sized" outpost. At that point he started asking for a Barf-Bag and said that he needed to change clothes. (pict18) Again, "whatever!"

We landed, piece-of-cake. We dropped off the parts, and Brad, and I returned to Scar Creek. (pict19) Later that day I took this really nice twin Otter and some archeologist (or something) named Bill, up to Outpost #14. (pict20) (pict21) Whoo-Wee, this place is remote and WINDY!!!!! (pict22) Again, wide-open spaces was easy. Departing from there, downhill and with the wind was FUN!



As I headed off for outpost #11 I was notified of a distress beacon not too far off my route. I headed that direction to see what I could see. The GPS coordinates given were in a high, alpine valley. I turned right, westward, and began heading uphill. Thank goodness I had done all those Nepal flights for the VA! In less than 5 minutes I had found the little downed aircraft. (pict23) Looks like that sucker will be staying there until they get a Chinook up here! After making two passes (careful of the rising terrain and reduced performance here!!!) I noticed that there seemed to be women and children on scene. With that information, I knew I needed to land before weather moved in or hypothermia set in! I set-up downhill from the crash site and landed, just like Corchival, France, UPHILL! As I turned back I noticed that the slope and the ice caused me to slip downhill. I had to keep some idle-reverse feathering on along with the brakes to keep the plane steady. I opened the doors while the victims loaded up. (pict24) From there, it was little more than a downhill ski run to take off.

I climbed up to 12,000 feet, called Campbell River and requested MediVac to stand by. It was less then 20 minutes to Campbell River which means that we had the victims of this crash in the clinic within an hour of the crash!

Peter, fun FOTM - AWESOME! I'm not sure what this OTHER pilot's problem was, I had no difficulties completing the flights. Anyway, I hope Ron recovers soon. Take Care, CapTim "The Scab" Lee.


Please do note that less than half of the photos are shown with this report. Additional Video/Slide Shows available at: http://www.putfile.com/pretendpilot

And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to develop a future FOTM in warmer climates!

January 2007 - Tour From Ron's Digs

Well, regardless of when you fly this FOTM, weather should not be an issue! I have had great fun – and really have appreciated Peter Stark’s work on LGFC, known as “Ron’s Digs”. This will be our hub for this FOTM. It seems that recently we have gotten out of the habit of using specified aircraft for our features so this month I would ask each of you to fly in the same type of aircraft I will give you for each leg. If you cannot complete all these legs, that’s fine, we all have real lives going on outside of the computer/simulator. In other words, you can pick one route to fly or two or all of them it's up to you!

Requirements: Obviously, you’ll need to get LGFC and the three files of scenery objects Peter has used to create this scenery. The scenery files are from “Rwy12” (try www.flightsim.com) and the airport can be downloaded from: http://peter.r.stark.googlepages.com/myscenerypage. (copy and paste the address into your browser window) You really cannot do this FOTM without these up and running (Sorry Bill, no escape this time!) You may also use any scenery or mesh add-ons which suit you. Finally, I’ll give you all the information right here, you won’t even need a flightplan!
“A Local Tour” Beech Baron: (pict1) (pict2) This is for those who have never flown to/from LGFC before, to give you a little “lay-of-the-land” ‘round these parts. It is also for any out there who still have default-only aircraft? Set the date and weather to something Mediterranean and load up any Beech Baron 58 from “parking.” Set your VOR radio to FCG (116.20) and then taxi out to runway 9 (yes, I said 9 even though there are mountains ahead…) and take off. Even a novice will have more than enough room to get the Baron airborne and cleaned and turned aside (probably want to turn left) before crashing into the rocks. Maintain that climbing left turn back over the VOR and onto the 212 radial outbound. Set VOR for 110.40 at Santorini which is just 36.1 miles southwest. Then turn right onto the 292 radial. The next VOR is 51 miles away at 113.50. At that VOR you’ll turn right again (061*) toward the NDB on 326Hz. Take the 061* radial northeast for 45.6 miles to the NDB and at the NDB, turn right again to 112*. Dial the VOR back to 116.20 which will bring you 27.8 miles back home to LGFC. You’ll be flying 112* for runway 9, should be no problems in this clear weather! To review: 116.20 > 212* > 110.40 > 292* > 113.50 > 061* > 326Hz > 112* > 116.20
“A Regional Flight” ATR 72: (pict3) (pict4) Most of my non-sightseeing flights have been back and forth between Ron’s Digs and Beirut Lebanon (another favorite spot of mine) - but since we are trying to keep FOTMs shorter, we’ll fly to Cyprus instead. Again, you can fly from LGFC, to LGFC or round trip, it’s your call but this 346-mile leg will take a bit longer than the last one. Load up an ATR 72 and this time taxi to runway 27 for departure. You’ll want NAV1 set to 116.20 and you’ll turn your CRS/OBS knob to 104* for an outbound heading. After my westbound departure, I turned right to a heading of 130 until I was on the 104 radial. When you loose the FCG radio signal you should tune 115.80 which is the VOR at Rhodes. Come to think of it, if you really needed to shorten up this leg you could round-trip from Rhodes rather than Pafos on Cyprus. At Rhodes, turn to 110* and head for Pafos. There is also a VOR at your destination on 117.90. To review: 116.20 > 104* > 115.80 > 110* > 117.90
“A Jet Flight” CRJ 200: (pict5) (pict6) So, if LGFC really existed, where would people fly to/from? Well, probably from Athens or some other of the Greek Isles I would guess. So this flight will cover that thought. You can fly to or from LGFC or if you are so inclined, fly the round trip! I thought since Hans had already taken us to Athens, Mikonos and Samos that I needed to cover something different – so this time well fly to (or from) Corfu. You must use a CRJ200 for this flight and please, enjoy the 340+ miles of awesome views. Warning, enroute altitudes will, at some point, need to be >10,000 feet to clear mountains! From LGFC fly a heading of 295* to the VOR at 115.00. This is 86.5 miles, then you’ll turn to 286* for 65.7 miles to 113.00. At that VOR another little correction to 277* - 74.8 miles later you’ll cross the VOR 112.70. You’ll need to fly 320* from this VOR heading for KRK on 114.70. At this last VOR, you’ll be just over 11 miles from Kapodistrias International, heading 318*, VOR 108.80, NDB 403, Runway 35. To review: 116.20 > 295* > 115.00 > 286* > 113.00 > 277* > 112.70 > 320* > 114.70 > 318*
“About as long as you’d want to go from here” (for a FOTM) A318 or A319: (pict7) (pict8) As I’ve stated, flights between LGFC and Beirut I’ve done many times but if you do that you’ll cover the same air as in the ATR leg so this time, we’ll head another direction. I thought about Alexandria, Egypt for this flight but after Crete there’s just a lot of water, so how about Palermo, Italy for a destination? Same thing, fly to or from or both but you must use an A318 or A319 for this one. As you depart and clean up you’ll need to head 319* to 110.00. Next head 269* to 117.20. Next you’ll head 285* to 111.00. Next is a heading of 287* to 117.10. Then turn left to 229* to 111.00 and finally head 272* to 113.00 which is at Palermo. Total miles for this very scenic (therefore indirect) flight is 655.3 miles (If you fly at 7,000 feet and 250 knots you should plan on about 2.75 hours) To review: 116.20 > 319* > 110.00 > 269* > 117.20 > 285* > 111.00 > 287* > 117.10 > 229* > 111.00 > 272* > 113.00
“Destination of your choice – but limited aircraft” (This is an optional leg just to see what comes up) KA200 / 350; PC-12; EMB-170; EMB-120; ERJ135; B735; Dash-7 or 8; DC-3; Cessna 441: (pict9) (pict10) Now we can open up some options. For those, like me, who really get into your FOTMs and want to see a lot of an area, I’ve given you several planes to choose from – you can decide where to fly. I used the following flight for my sample video: 116.20 > 102* > 108.60 > 253* > 111.60 > 089* > Karpathos I used a Dash-8 and an EMB-170. This is 451 miles each way, in case you were wondering.
I hope you have thoroughly enjoyed flying “Ron’s Digs”, you’re just lucky that I didn’t post up 20 legs or more!
Flounder
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27 June 2008

December 2006 - Kagoshima, Japan

Well, do you really want all of the details? It had been a long time (or at least it had felt like a long time) since I had flown a Feature Flight. I last left off having landed the F-14 Tomcat back into St. Maarten after completing Alejandro's November feature.

From there I had some contract work to do in Colombia so I flew an EMB-170 in to Caracas. Then the Flight Club's A-318 in to Bogota.

After several weeks of flying around this scenic, challenging and beautiful nation I flew the Flight Club's 732 down to Quito, Ecuador where I caught a Pan Am 757 to Honolulu.

Really, the story picks up here because I had to resurrect some photos from Bill's FOTM back from January 2004 between Tokyo and Osaka. I flew an Eastern 744 from Honolulu into Narita,

and I tell you, nothing calms a heavy approach like a little http://www.plr.org/. I then took some local flights for photos around the city and Mt. Fuji.

Next I took a JAL 777 down to Osaka/Kansai followed by an A-7 Corsair II over to Itami. Now I was ready for this FOTM.


Tim asks us to get to Kagoshimi or Keikosushi or something like that so I hopped a Pacific Airways Island Dash-8 for the flight down.

Once there I took an old TBM Avenger around the bay, by the volcano and over to the nearby air base - where many Kamakazee flights were launched during World War II. Boy was it a bumpy ride! After returning to Kagoshima it was time to head off for the January flight in Greece. I took the Flight Club's PC-12 over to Nagasaki and from there, I took a futuristic B-52 bomber directly in to Athens, the old airport.

You can see more of the flights by watching my video report on: http://www.putfile.com/pretendpilot (Just look for December06-Japan)


Thanks for the flight Tim, it was nice to see a little bit of southern Japan - I'd not flown here before. It was a bit overcast and really bumpy but then again, it's winter so what would you expect. I'd love to visit sometime - Well Done!

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November 2006 - Caribbean Almost Christmas

Or this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKU_lfibNX4

The brief version of my PIREP - to go along with my video:


I took an AFA A330 directly from Amsterdam to St Maarten...over the VOR 5,000 feet, heading northwest to DME 15 for the standard rate turn back onto 093*, OVER the fence and landed.
Next I was in to AIr's C206 Turbo for two of the shorter hops including St Bart's. With the new terrain Juliana04.zip it's a tough one.

Next I switched into the RG Turbo for the rest of the legs south. Finally ending up on the short strip at SABA. From there I switched into an F-14 Tomcat for little more than a rocket-ride back to St.Maarten's.

From there I was asked to do some work in Colombia so I took a flight to Caracas with a connection to Bogota, finally ending up in Quito. Then I was headed for the December FOTM which will be in Japan.

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October 2006 - UK Conference

Saturday Sept 30: After a fun, full and scenic month in the Philippines, I had returned (via a PAL MD-11) to Flight Club International Airways HQ in Mumbai, India. (Weather was pleasant enough with hazy highs around 80*F and widely scattered thundershowers) I returned to my Flight Club Executive suite after church Saturday to find a note from Geert: “Fly to London and catch a domestic flight to Edinburgh….after days and days at the conference we may want to fly back to London City airport before continuing with our Joint Air Mission to Amsterdam.” I asked myself why I would want to fly to London twice? So then and there I decided to be different (some would say non-compliant).




Sunday Oct 1: Flight Club International Airways has two Sunday flights to London, one at 04:59 and one at 10:55 – I, however, was on the 08:05 flight (number 906) to Glasgow! Since we were on the way to what was truly an Exec Function I had ordered the VA to use the Flight Club Admin L-1011 for this flight – real world weather of course!




Push back was on time, wheels were up at 08:17 and we cruised at FL360 over Karachi, Central and Northern Iran, Armenia, Ukraine, Poland and over the German-Denmark boarder, arriving at 17:49 local time.




Monday Oct 2: I used the “Flounder One-A” Jetstream-31 for the short hop Glasgow to Edinburgh. Then, a limousine shuttled me to the castle for our meetings. To review the speeches:
Tracey’s = I haven’t laughed that hard in a long, long time!
Tony’s = He obviously knew his topic but he didn’t offer any real PRACTICAL helps
Hans’ = Nice videos of World Cup but not even a single CLIP from a Ghana game??
Bill’s = Interesting to hear about life from the Oz perspective but by the end, I was confused
Salina = She no showed, wasn’t there…stood us up!
Brad’s = I’ve know others like Brad who cannot or will not take any ounce of responsibility for their own actions! Immature I tell you, just selfish!
Alejandro’s = Goes well with Brad’s talk as President Chavez also blames everyone else for his countries difficulties – like getting new computers!
Alastair = I think he was just bitter because he DROVE to the conference while the lot of us flew in!
Peter’s = Technology reaches the outback! Nicely done Mr. Stark.
Dick’s = Nice advice on the 401k as well as the college funding plan. Thanks!
Geert’s = I never knew how much of life I was NOT really experiencing.

Monday Oct 9: I took a Dash-8 up to Inverness to see the sights.

Wednesday Oct 11: I took the Dash-8 to Belfast for the day.

Monday Oct 16: I took a BAE-146 to Hanover.
Thursday Oct 19: I took a Jetstream-41 up to the Orkney Islands.

Monday Oct 23: Took the Jetstream-31 again into London City, then, Alejandro and I took his 182 RG Turbo for a spin round the city sights.
We finally landed up at Heathrow (where we were dwarfed by the other traffic).

Sunday Oct 29: Finally, as instructed, I was to take a “commercial flight” over the Channel to Amsterdam/Schiphol. You can watch that video on www.putfile.com/pretendpilot . Anyway, there was rain and some scattered TStorms on startup and pushback but then cleared to just hazy conditions for take-off. I flew over two UK VORs before setting out across the Channel heading for a Rotterdam VOR.

ATC pretty much left me alone until they called me too late to descend. I had to pop the spoilers and drop like a rock to get to altitude. I was then vectored on a north heading for an ILS into 19R. So I’m parallel to the airport and ATC says, “Turn right heading 150*, maintain 2000 until established on the localizer, call tower on…whatever.” I turned to 90* to intercept the ILS (would have been about a 100-degree, 3-mile turn onto final had I continued) but ATC was yelling at me to expedite turn to 1-5-0. (I should have cancelled and landed on 9 but in the heat of the moment and all…) Finally I gave in and turned to 150 even though the VOR was at my 120. (So, I’m flying 150, trying to get to 185 but the VOR is already at 100 so for all intents I’m already past the airport!) I declared a missed approach and was vectored some 37 miles north but at least this time I knew I could intercept the ILS. Everything was going smoothly despite all the traffic-chatter until I was cleared to land.

As I was gliding in, about 3 miles out, the AI737 that had been holding short was cleared to take off. I figured I’d just sail right over him and land long – I’ve done that before. But he started his takeoff roll and while I was still gaining on him I knew that I’d be going slower and he’d be going faster…………I had to go missed again. This time I was sent some 43 miles north and vectored in again. Again, it was smooth until I was 7 miles out. “Transavia 359 cleared to land, contact tower…” Then, “Pacifica cleared to land, contact tower…” As I hit the APP button I saw the wheels of the MD-80 come into view from overhead! (its on the video too) For time savings I was, at this point, still doing close to 200 knots so I pulled back to 135 thinking that even if he didn’t clear, I could stop quickly. To no avail, he was not pulling away from me but holding position about 0.4 miles ahead! So, being the “as real as it gets” kind of guy I am (and having learned well from my fellow pilot Dick Graham) I raised the gears and firewalled the throttles!! This caused a bit of a ballooning but I was now gaining on the Pacifica plane. We both had been cleared and both contacted tower, now it was simply a race to the runway. I blew over top of him doing 207 knots, flaps down, gear up, I was high and nose-down on short finals but I cut the throttles and lowered the gear at the fence. As I was floating over the numbers I heard tower tell me to go around, I floated … then again, “acknowledge go around?” Then my wheels touched. “Ummm, Pacifica, go around!”

“Transavia, did you hear to go around.”

“Ummmm, no, sorry I missed that but … what gate shall I taxi to?”

“Oh, yes sir, taxi to gate T-6.” “Roger, T-6”. And with that, I taxied to the gate while the MD-80 went off on a tour of Holland.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcI6JMAyBPI

Geert. A little surprise for us this month I guess huh? (I expected more Holland and less UK) Thanks for the twist!

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September 2006 - Philippine Volcano Tour

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acfnfCRC9NQ

Aren’t vacations great? I had a fun little surprise last month to get to spend some time in the amazing nation of Madagascar – who knew? But now I was getting Dick’s call to “fill-in” for a travel catastrophe in the Philippines. The Philippines is another scenic and colorful nation, certainly fun to visit! This was truly exciting! I had featured a circuit of these islands (not very organized) as part of my March 2005 FOTM and I visited here again just last February following Peter’s tour of Papua New Guinea. As I stated at that time, I occasionally wish that I had stayed here for college following my visit to the islands in 1983. http://www.aup.edu.ph/

Now was a chance to not only fly some commercial airliner routes but scenic ones at that - I was thrilled to say the least! I managed to find a flight out of Madagascar: Aircraft: Trans African DC-9 Destination: Mombasa, Kenya Photo: (pict1)Once in Mombasa I was seeking more information on my job in the Philippines. Apparently there was a strike of Philippine Airline pilots and mechanics halting all air travel provided by PAL. Even though I had downloaded a half-dozen nice PAL planes from FS.com, it looked as though there wouldn’t be a chance to use them.

To supplement for striking pilots, a call had been sent out for Virtual Pilots (those able, or willing, to fly almost anything) to fill in. Some of the larger Virtual Airlines would be providing aircraft for the next month until the disputing parties could find a resolution. I was thrilled, again, to learn that I was being assigned aircraft from Eastern Virtual Airlines (www.evair.com). They have what may be the BEST hanger in all the VA world (http://evair.com/eva/flthgr/hangar765.htm) – I’ve been downloading planes from them for over two years now! Besides, isn’t Manila in the far-EAST anyway? So, from Mombasa I took an EVA A330 direct to Manila. Photo: (pict2)Notes: I departed Mombasa at around 16:00 on a warm and breezy afternoon planning to arrive in Manila on Friday, September 1st. Photo: (pict3)After arriving Friday, I had the weekend to relax (I did a lot of that back in ’83 too) before taking up duties first thing Monday morning.

Monday morning I arrived at the temporary pilot’s lounge only to find that because I’m not an EVA pilot they were not going to let me fly their aircraft – at least not right away. My first duty was to catch a couple of jumpseat rides first.

Week 1 – Monday: Aircraft: A310 Destination: Kaohsiung, Taiwan. Photo: (pict4)Notes: Departure was 08:57…Arrival at 10:29 - Return departure 12:45 with arrival to Manila at 14:25.

Later that same day… Aircraft: L-1011 Destination: Hong Kong Kai Tek Photo: (pict6)Notes: Departure was at 17:00, arrival 17:43 and return departure 19:00, getting back to Manila at 22:12.

Week 1 - Tuesday Tuesday morning I arrived to find that I had done well enough on the jumpseat that I was now free to pilot my own aircraft. Following then are my notes from the month: Aircraft: Cessna 404 Destination: Fort Magsaysay Photo: (pict5) Notes: Foggy! Departure 5:45 …and back to Manila at 09:00.
Tuesday Aircraft: King Air 350 Destination: Baatan Peninsula sight-seeing Photo: (pict7) Notes: See information from WW II regarding the Baatan Death March and the Corrigidor Peninsula.

Week 1 - Wednesday Aircraft: Beech 1900 Destinations: Larap, then Marinduque, then back to Manila. Photo: (pict8)Notes: I left at 12:20 and got back by 15:40.

Week 1 – Thursday Aircraft: CV580 Destination: Tandag and back to Manila Photo: (pict9)
Friday and Saturday: Days Off

Week 2 – Sunday Aircraft: Dash 8 Destination: San Jose and back to Manila Photo: (pict10) Sunday: Aircraft: EMB-170 Destination: Puerto Princessa Photo: (pict11)Notes: Back to Manila at day’s end by 18:30

Week 2 – Monday Aircraft: Saab 340 Destinations: RPUG, RPLI, RPPA and back to ‘Nila Photos: (pict12) (pict13)

Week 2 – Tuesday Aircraft: CRJ-200 Destinations: Naga, Tacloban, and Cagan de Oro before returning to base. Photo: (pict14)

Week 2 – Wednesday: Day Off

Week 2 – Thursday: Aircraft: A320 Destination: Davao Photo: (pict15)Notes: What a storm I hit in Davao! Wow! Returned to Manila in the A321.

Week 2 – Friday Aircraft: MD-90 Destination: Kota Kinabalu Photo: (pict16)Notes: Landing = OUCH!
Aircraft: EMB-Legacy Jet Destination: Back to Manila Photo: (pict17)

Week 2 – Saturday: Day Off to enjoy http://www.plr.org/.

Week 3 – Sunday Aircraft: 737-900 with winglets Destination: Taipei Photo: (pict18)Notes: Back to Manila at 22:00.

Week 3 – Monday Aircraft: 757 with winglets Destination: Bali Photo: (pict19)
Aircraft: DC-10 Destination: Back to Manila Photo: (pict20)Notes: Back to base at 19:52

Week 3 – Tuesday Aircraft: A300 Destination: Brunei Photo: (pict21)Notes: An interesting case here…I hand-flew the departure up to 12,000 feet, then engaged GPS-NAV Autopilot. I turned AP off at 13 miles to hand-fly the approach but noticed that I couldn’t bank the wings right. I could rudder but not bank. Weird? Finally at 2 miles I had to declare missed and go around, re-engaging AP. On my longish downwind I tried to hand-fly again and couldn’t bank right so I flew a fully coupled AP ILS approach which was uneventful. Never could figure out what went wrong.

Week 3 – Wednesday Aircraft: ATR-72 Destinations: Legaspi, Roxas and Dipolog getting back to Manila at 19:07. Photos: (pict22) (pict23)

Week 3 – Thursday Aircraft: A340 Destination: Hong Kong and Back Photo: (pict24)

Week 3 – Friday Aircraft: DC-8 Destination: Hong Kong and Back Photo: (pict25)
Saturday, Sunday and Monday were days off for me.

Week 4 – Tuesday Aircraft: Gulfstream-V Destination: Zamboanga Aircraft: King Air 350 Destination: The far north end…
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ll-in-all this was a great experience – flying maybe a little lower than I would otherwise so that I could enjoy the views. I found real weather, generally to be a bit hazy but I guess that’s pretty realistic for the Philippines. Also, I can’t say enough how much I love the Eastern Airlines Virtual Hanger – and you haven’t even seen them all!

Wednesday I was off again and Thursday marked my flight back to Mumbai in a Philippine Airlines DC-10. (pict26)

Whew ~ What a crazy month! Dick, thanks for the recommendations, for the scenery and for the tours of this beautiful, volcanic land – I may never want to see the Philippines again but hey, I avoided the Squid Rice with time around!

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August 2006 - Madagascar

Searching for a Mosque on an Island

Introduction: This was a rather bizarre request but then again, it sounded a bit fun – kind of reminded me of my favorite TV show, “The Amazing Race” which apparently has quite a large worldwide following. Just to let you all know an aside, my application, sent in with a friend from church, Russ, has apparently not been accepted as we have not as yet been called for that first round of interviews. Maybe we needed a new hook besides “Two church dads who might get lost and lose their tempers”? Anyway, the basic gist of this FOTM was this: Get to Madagascar; Search twelve places looking for three things.


Travel Leg 1: “No problem” I said, “25% chance of hitting it right off.” So, being anxious to escape the Singapore heat, I loaded up a Singapore Airlines 757 and set in a course for Flight Club International Airways HQ in Mumbai, India. (pict1)


The problem was this, I only had one Singapore Airlines aircraft in the hanger and apparently this 757 is not compatible with FS2004 – so I had no landing gear (really) and no guts to the engines. (pict2)


A bit disturbing to watch on video but manageable for this flight – after which I deleted the plane. Now I have no Singapore planes in my hanger! Also, I think I caught the tail-end of Bill’s Thunderstorm coming into Mumbai – very bumpy with lightning visible below. (pict3)


Travel Leg 2: From Mumbai (no cooler by the way) Flight Club International Airways Flight 188 leaves for St. Denis at 15:15 and is logged as 2606 miles. This time we’ll be flying the venerable 707. (pict4) (pict5)


Travel Leg 3: (pict6) I arrived in St. Denis just after 21:30 and according to the hand-written board in the terminal there was only one direct flight:


Flight Information - Thu., Aug. 3, 2006 Air Madagascar Flight 191 Departs: 7:30a Gillot (RUN) Arrives: 8:05a Antananarivo (TNR) Economy 733 1h 35m TEE1M So, I was off to find some cheap local lodging for a couple of days. On Thursday morning I arrived to the airport to notice that rather than the scheduled 733 we had a Kulula.com 732 waiting. While this seems to sound like an Aussie paint scheme I downloaded it as part of an “African 732” package (and it has a South African registration). We climbed the stairs at 7:13, the doors closed on time, the flight was really only half full, and we proceeded to taxi out to runway 29 for take-off. There really isn’t much to write about the flight into Madagascar as it’s all over water but with scheduled flight time of 1:35, we parked up on the ramp at 08:04. (pict7) (pict8)


Flight of the Month: During my layover in St. Denis I was able to call ahead and sure enough, the GA-8 Airvan I had reserved was waiting for me. Also, with the clues in hand, I had my route all worked out as well – sort of a “connect-the-dots” kind of route around the island. I noticed that there were six locations on the north half and six on the south half – the author probably planned it that way. I also figured I’d have to do at least part of both areas – so I marked out a route basically consisting of two anti-clockwise loops of the island. (pict9)


If I found all the landmarks quickly, I could return to Antananarivo early or…just continue my explorations. It was 9 AM Thursday and the race was on now! I set all scenery and autogen to the MAX settings, then I started the Airvan’s engine and contacted tower for taxi directions out of this “airport-in-a-hole.” So far the scenery MS has given us is as I expected from Madagascar – although St. Denis reminded me of Tahiti, just with darker water!
After departure (pict10) I headed westbound but quickly found that I’d need to be dodging these big cumulus clouds.
While I cruised along I looked again at the information provided: “Airport with a dirt runway and city.” I see brown and I see hills which leads me to believe it’s in the middle of the country…I see four possibilities for that. The one with the temple and run-down building looks easier, they show us a heading of about 225*? This means that the temple and apartments, to the left of runway 22 are east of the airport, water west means it’s on the western coast…I see really only three options for that one. Finally, “An observatory on a bluff with the airport some distance away” – it may also be that the “pointy bay” is on the opposite side of town from the runway?


Hmmmmmm. First stop is FMML. I see nothing here like what was noted in any of the two coastal clues, so I head 220*, stopping at Morondava airport just to be sure. I found a temple here but it’s not too near the airport and…it’s not on my list of twelve!
Heading 220*… (pict12)


I soon see the airport ahead, I’m perfectly lined up! Then I recall the photo of the heading 225 or so – I’m hopeful. Sure enough, on short finals I see the temple off to the left! I look further ahead (causing me to land long) and spot the run-down building! (pict13) Great, I’ve scored a hit! Two stops and one of the clues done!


After departure I head inland, heading 159*, for over 180 miles. I’m hopeful that this next stop (FMSL) is the next “inland” city! Well, with no hills and really, not even any city, it’s not. I take up a heading of 137*. My next stop is FMSD, on the coast. As I approach I see the city clearly, some hills but no bluff overlooking the water, and the airport is in town. I circle the city looking for a beach-front cabin in which to sleep and finally land on runway 8 at about 14:50 PM. (pict14)

The next morning is clear but breezy. I take off from runway 26 at 08:13 and circle the city before climbing to 8,000 feet and taking up a heading of 021*. (pict15) This is a long leg, over 300 miles. Cruising at 120 knots it takes me about 2.6 hours to cover the distance. I’m certainly inland now, and there are hills! (pict16)

As I approach FMME I am hopeful that this FOTM could be 2/3 done at this point. I drop down low over the buildings and rooftops, circling the city three times before landing (heading into town). (pict17)

Unfortunately there does not appear to be any gas here so I walk into town. I get some fresh figs and some fresh bread. The local kids wants $8.97 per gallon to bring a cart of gasoline over to the airport – no way, I’ll risk it.

I depart back over the city before taking up a route back to the coast – could it be? Next stop is FMMH and it is VERY scenic – but I don’t stop here. (pict18)

My next heading is 005* and I know that this is not the sole remaining clue because it’s too far inland. As I fly along, I start getting worried about my gas. Do I want to take a 50-mile detour inland to FMMI? I risk the flight and continue into FMMZ. I land and taxi over to the radio tower that’s there…no gas though. After finally catching a ride into town I find a guy with a gas truck who is willing to top me off for only – get this, $12.33 per gallon. DANG IT! (pict19)
Okay, after arriving at noon, it’s now just after 15:00 Friday and I’m ready to head out. Next heading 039*. Next stop FMNR. The flight is nice, up over some high plateaus with the ocean far off to my right.


The next stop was FMNR, very nice but not it… I did a touch-and-go at this airport near the inlet. During my month in Madagascar I’m going to have to come back here, it’s pretty nice looking. (pict21)

Those of you who know me know that I don’t fly for 24 hours every Saturday (it’s my day off!) so I’m pressed now to see how much flying I can get in before dark. The next waypoint is FMNR and I see a pointy bay but it looks too big, has a bridge and is just not seeming quite like the clue. With the remaining airport being on the coast I thought surely…This place HAD to be it … I took four laps around the city looking for that observatory but with no luck. (love the bottom photo though) (pict22)

Finally at almost 17:00 I had to land for my day off … THEN I found the building – but since it’s not “on a bluff overlooking the ocean” I’ll have to presume that this is not my final stop. (pict23)
I spent my Saturday lounging along the beach, taking a sea-kayak tour, a couple of naps and just generally relaxing. I tell you, this Madagascar is a NICE PLACE!

Sunday dawned with a bit of drizzle, I left early, 07:00 but quickly got out of the soup. (pict24)
This leg to FMNN was across the northern part of the island but off to another sea-side airport – I remained hopeful. (pict25)

This island, “Nosy Bay” appears quite remote, nice place to visit though, so I landed and asked about my clue…no one had a clue. (pict26)

My next stop was FMNF but this airport is inland, I knew that wasn’t it, so I skipped that and headed to my last waypoint, on the coast, FMNM. It seemed odd that an airport with a “clue” would be so near the capital…there had to be a mistake, so as Otto carried me along the scenic northwestern coastline I double-checked my destinations: (pict27)

FMMI was my starting point FMML was number one – 8th on the list FMSR was number two – 10th on the list and one of the “targets” FMSL was third – 6th on the list FMSD was fourth – 12th on the list FMME was fifth – 3rd on the list and “target” two FMMH was sixth – HOLY SMOKES, not on the list! How could this be? FMMZ was seventh – 1st on the list FMNR was eighth – 9th on the list also FMNS was ninth – YIKES! I must be losing my mind!!!! FMNN was tenth – 7th on the list FMNF was to be eleventh – 5th on the list FMNM was last – 11th on the list I was MISSING FMNH and FMMQ! How on earth did I do this! UN-believable. “Okay, stay calm…” I landed at Philibert Tsiranana at 10:03 AM Sunday. “Okay, first find a map…”

Looking for Antsirabato and Atsinanana. First I note that FMNH is closer to me in the north. Secondly I note that while FMMQ is way down south it’s also not by the coast – so I plan to head for Antsirabato first. I refuel the plane, haul out some trash, get a cold drink (it’s warm and humid, like 32*C) and plot in a route NE across the entire country….uggh, I can’t believe I did that! Departure from FMNM is 11:10 AM.

Finally at 13:00 I dropped down over a coastal ridge and buzzed the airport at mid-field. Well, I can see the analogy to Hana as there is a big ol’ hillside immediately north of the airport. (pict28)
I followed the road - a long road, into town and sure enough, there it was right on the ridge!! Ye-Haw! I circled back and landed at FMNH, done for this FOTM. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzt9ksUI7M0


Postlog: On Monday I skipped back to FMMI and turned in my Airvan in exchange for the Flight Club’s PC-12 (about 100 mph faster in the air!). I spent the next two wonderful weeks touring, mainly, the northern half of the island, landing up pretty-near at every last one of the airports depicted. (pict30)

Not as scenic as the Canary Islands; not as tough as PNG; but MAN, THIS WAS FUN! Thanks to all for participating.

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July 2006 - Singapore and Malaysia Tour

Bill had said something about sending a postcard this month so my report was just that - photos designed as postcards. Well really, the only way to see that is to visit http://www.toomuchfs.com/ and on the left side, click on THE ARCHIVES, then scroll down to July 2006. Orrrr, the little video is ... well, it's a bit choppy but you'll get the idea anyway.



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26 June 2008

June 2006 - France to Spain over the Pyrannes



The June 2006 Feature Flight: The French / Spanish Boarder Tour By: Cub Flounder
Well, after several weeks in Hanover I think Hans and his dear wife were good and truly SICK of feeding me and washing my clothes. I figured I may as well take a little vacation until the June FOTM came out. I booked a flight from Hanover to Nice and arrived at the airport to find out that we’d be riding down in a Saab 2000. (pict1) It was a nice, scenic flight under the command of Captain Bill and First Officer Peter. (pict2)
Arrival into Nice over the mountains was a bit steep for my liking but we did land safely and no-one else appeared at all concerned. (pict3)
I decided to take a cab down the coast to watch the 2006 Monaco Grand Prix F-1 race. My cabbie was a guy named Brad, he seemed like a reasonably knowledgeable sports fan and in trade for the fare, I let him tag along with me for the day. We enjoyed the good drive, fast cars and we both drooled over some BIG yachts! After I arrived back in Nice I found out that the start for this FOTM was due to be south of Bordeaux on the French / Spanish coast (Say Bay of Biscay). That very day I checked into flights but could find “no logical connections”. I consulted with a travel agent named REG who was not willing to give up on me until we had a plane and flight all settled. One of REG’s European colleagues was a guy named Geert who recommended the Flight Club 732. Mr. Rolf arrived with my ride at dusk and as I settled into the cockpit he briefed me on what is really his specialty (the Boeing 737-200) - we departed to the northeast making a right turn out over the Mediterranean before crossing Nice and heading into the setting sun. (pict4) What a spectacular flight this was! (pict5)
The next morning I received word that a rich pilot had arranged for three “friends” to be taken to Barcelona, Spain. Two I was to meet here on the coast and the third I was to pick up in Lourdes near the Pyrenees Mountains. I was told that once at the airport I should ask for “The Monk” and I’d be led to my plane, the POH and the specific flight information for this trip. Sure enough, once at the terminal I asked security about “The Monk” and was led through two security searches and into the basement where an unmarked airport car drove me out to a spectacular little Executive Jet. (pict6)“Why on EARTH is this not in our FS Hangar?” I found myself asking. Forget the Saberliner or Dassault, this little mother ROCKS!! I reviewed the POH (The chapter called Performance Data stated simply: “FAST!”) and glass cockpit, I tried out the fully-reclining seats and opened and closed the air-stairs. This was SO COOL! (It’s the Mike Stone “Lancer” available from his website and it blows the winglets off any Lear you’ve ever flown)
Shortly after noon, a limousine pulled up, and a couple got out. I bounded down the air-stairs and welcomed Alejandro and Salina aboard. “These guys must be very influential” I remember thinking. Once they were comfortably situated (not hard to do in this little plane) I closed the stairs, fired the engines and requested clearance to taxi. Departure at 45% N1 felt “nominal” and we briskly climbed up to 9,000 feet for the short flight (250 knots) to Lourdes. (pict7)You can watch the full video at: http://media.putfile.com/June-2006-Feature-Flight or just go to www.putfile.com/pretendpilot and look for the links to the June 2006 Feature Flight. At Lourdes we picked up a guy named Tony and headed off over the scenic mountains. (pict8)In the back the passengers had the finest Washington and Australian wines as well as tea sandwiches and spectacular views outside. Up in front I had a glass cockpit, ATC, a bottle of “Volvic” Water and spectacular views outside. Basically, the only thing better would have been some www.plr.org on the radio. Oh well. (pict9)
After arriving in Barcelona I wasn’t ready to be done flying (pict10)– but the plane’s owner wanted it back (no duh!) so I climbed into the Flight Club’s DC-3 and headed for Corsica where I spent a few days touring the islands in the Flight Club’s new Stearman. (Photos 11 & 12) Really, not my speed but SO MUCH FUN!
Alastair, simple but scenic and depending on time of year, I bet this will provide our pilots challenges for years to come. This was a great flight, easily done with hectic real world pressures – a very nice escape. PERFECTION! Thank you. (pict11)
I’m left with only one question: “Where IS Yolanda?” (you’ll have to watch the video to get that joke)

May 2006 - Germany Hosts World Cup Soccer

First Bill tells us about a new “Reality” show on TV where they take several non-athletic computer geek/nerd types and make them into a soccer team. The first match was against the (did I get this right?) local girls’ High School team…the geeks lost 11:0. I dunno, sounds to me like they are trying to give some poor geeks heart attacks.


“ALASTAIR! Bring the paddles!”

Then Brad releases this FOTM taking us to the World Cup in Germany. Now, I’m not quite sure what to do with this because here we are, a bunch of computer / flightsim nerds (or dorks as the case may be…) yet Brad seems to think that we’ll have an interest in sports? Ahhhh yes, its futball/soccer, the world’s most POPULAR sport – I guess this transcends even FS huh? Okay, I’ll comply, but I won’t fly our US team (or any other team) to their matches – mostly because I’d rather watch most any other team (besides USA) play.

In America when you have a bunch of fans going to a sporting event this can only mean one thing: TAILGATING! Often fans will go to the venue, park at the stadium, open the back of the van or truck and fire up the barbeque. They may arrive hours ahead of time to start the party or even if they don’t go in to the game, they’ll sit in the parking lot, watch on TV, have beer and sandwiches, cheer and run around generally acting like hooligans! So, we need fans, we need drivers, we need B-B-Qs, we need food, drink and other sustenance, we need vehicles and we need something to get us in and out of the games quickly and easily – assault-style maybe? We may also need a central place set up for sleeping cots, showers (HazMat Decons) and basic medical supplies if any member of our Flight Club should need that. According to my calculations then there is only one plane to get all that to Germany and one other plane which is needed to get us to / from all the games we’ll plan on watching…

Monday June 5th: The work to load the Flight Club C-5 Flagship starts at dawn at KOFC in Oregon. (pict1)Finally, by early afternoon we are ready for the 4,500-mile flight to Hannover, Germany (assuming that Hans’ wife would be willing to wash our clothes each day?) (pict2)Our route takes us northeast over Yakima Washington and up into Canada. We’ll leave North America over Baffin Island and then cross Greenland and Iceland before making landfall again near Kirkwall in the UK and arriving into Hanover – hopefully the next morning. (pict3)The night passes quickly flying east at northern latitudes! (pict4)
Tuesday, June 6th, 09:58: Coming in from the north ATC clears us to land on runway 27R. Once parked safely, out of the way on the apron, near the center runway, we begin setting up “camp.” Later that same afternoon our other ride arrives – the Flight Club C-130! (pict5) Great Shot don't you think?

For the rest of the FOTM, try to keep up:

1- June 9th to Munich for the 18:00 game Germany vs Costa Rica (After the expensive airport fee here I decide to look for smaller or municipal airfields near the stadiums)

2- June 10th to Dortmund for the 18:00 game Trinidad vs Sweden
3- June 11th to Leipzig for the 15:00 game Serbia vs Netherlands

4- June 12th to Kaiserslautern for the 15:00 game Australia vs Japan

5- Then we quickly continued back to Hanover for the 21:00 game Italy vs Ghana. (The others didn’t care too much about this game but I like both these teams so this was Flounder’s Choice)
6- June 13th to Stuttgart for the 18:00 game France vs Switzerland

7- June 14th to Dortmund for the 21:00 game Germany vs Poland

8- June 15th to Nuremburg for the 18:00 game England vs Trinidad

9- June 16th to Stuttgart for the 18:00 game Netherlands vs Ivory Coast

10- June 17th to Kaiserslautern for the 21:00 game Italy vs USA

11- June 18th to Munich for the 18:00 game Brazil vs Australia (Lots of simmers in Brazil too!)
12- June 19th to Stuttgart for the 21:00 game Spain vs Tunisia

13- June 20th to Berlin for the 16:00 game Ecuador vs Germany (Hey Brad, where’s the Peruvian team??)

14- June 21st to Leipzig for the 16:00 game Iran vs Angola (Another great match for Flounder!!)
15- June 22nd to Stuttgart for the 21:00 game Croatia vs Australia

16- June 23rd to Kaiserslautern for the 16:00 game Saudi vs Spain




From this point on, your virtual pilot needs a rest – you all are on your own. Brad, kinda like your air show theme, (February 2005) this sounded really simple but get flying it and man, we had some FUN here! Thanks for the great suggestion.
Videos Available Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrPcKB9NC8Y